Think Inside the Box!

How many times have you come across-

"Think outside the box!"
"Be creative!"
"Think original!"
"Innovate!"
"blah blah blah"

I am sitting over here going, "Dude, what the hell do you even mean by that?! Tell me now or you will end up in a box!" Argh. So frustrating when I see those ABSTRACT phrases!

I don't know about you, but these cliches have only made me madder and dumber. To which ever person ( dead or alive! ) who thought it was a good idea to inspire people with these phrases, I wanna say, "Really? I mean. Really? Come on!"

I have good reasons for saying so.  I present to you a drift of my mind voice when ever I trick myself into believing that I am solving a problem thinking outside the box ( what ever that means! ) -

"Okay. This problem needs to be solved. "
<<Analyse, method, logic, analyse, deduce, method, order...>>
"Wait! I am forgetting to be innovative! I need to be creative! Do not, for the love of god, ever think conventionally! I am supposed to think outside the box..."
<<Hangs upside down>>
"Think...think...think..."
"la la la la la"
"Hey... what problem am I supposed to be solving here?!"
"Oh...yeah! Right...! How to save the universe!"
<<Analyse, method, logic....>>
"Think outside the box, you moron!!"
"la la la la la"
"huh... what?"
"That's it... I am chucking the problem out the window RIGHT NOW!!!"

Good riddance to Zombies!

Here is a possible sequence of events:

Agreed? Some of us are a little too familiar with this routine that makes us groggy, pudgy faced beauties ;-) It got me thinking at some point that all this zombie business has to be stopped; or there would be a total invasion. But hey, how do you kill a zombie? Here are some gadgets that you need to be equipped with first:

A freaky alarm clock

You have pretty good choices here-

a) Wake up to money. This is an evil time bomb that shreds your money to pieces if you don't wake up!

Click image to go to app

b) Wake up to math. Solve puzzles to wake up thoroughly!

Click image to go to app

Alright, now you're awake. How to jump out of bed?

Cue(s)

Leap out, for the sake of the workout clothes hanging in plain sight by your bed.
Or, for the sake of the open window.
Or for the sake of your favorite song.
Or for the sake of the inviting aroma of coffee.

Well.. you get the idea! Anything that makes you WANT to get out of bed!

So, basically...

These are pretty much that you need to go about prancing like a unicorn for the rest of the day.
One - An Event.
Two - A Cue.

Now, unleash your weapons to become...